Ever wish you could destroy the concept of ‘reality’ TV? This game’s for YOU!
What is Crash the Crib?
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Southern CA. The studios are pumping out reality-themed bilge like there’s no tomorrow… That’s where YOU come in! Take your modern-day siege engine and lay waste to reality-themed situations! Load your Junk-Chucker with quality socal ammo: paparazzi, lawyers, groupies, and obnoxious sports cars. Leave a trail of destruction, mayhem, and would-be celebrities in your wake.
Main objective: “Reality sucks – let’s bring it crashing down!”
Key Features:
*Contemporary view of a reality-hungry media culture
*Simple 1-finger touch controls
*30 intricately detailed ‘cribs’ for you to devastate
*20+ dynamically updated levels!
*7 unique weapons – including lawsuit shedding lawyers, photo popping paparazzi, overpriced luxury cars, and bouncing groupies.
*Handy angle gauge on the weapon for consistent shots every time
*Luscious backdrops of Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Malibu
*Two unique soundtracks
*Three unique “junk chuckers” that fit the mood of Southern CA
*Simple one-finger control